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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your Mommy that ***** needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your ***** that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what Mommy said.
A few days later the Mom told the daughter, "Tell ***** that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "***** said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
CODE WORD FOR SEX
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your Mommy that ***** needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your ***** that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what Mommy said.
A few days later the Mom told the daughter, "Tell ***** that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "***** said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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