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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    Peanut joke


    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
    She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
    After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
    She repeats this gesture about five more times.
    When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
    'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
    The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
    The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
    Regards Chris.

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    www.chrismorris.co.uk

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  • C L
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 5561

    #2
    Re: Peanut joke

    .....omg.......lol, haha ewwwwww!

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Peanut joke

      I like the chocolate around them too.....
      the peanuts get caught in my teeth.


      OOOOOOHHHHHHH Witchy I get the peanut prize from guessing the pic now!!!!

      DDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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      • Astraltraveller
        General

        • Jul 2006
        • 4006

        #4
        Re: Peanut joke

        Originally posted by SAman View Post
        I like the chocolate around them too.....
        the peanuts get caught in my teeth.


        OOOOOOHHHHHHH Witchy I get the peanut prize from guessing the pic now!!!!

        DDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!

        So that makes two of us ......lol...... only liking the chocolate.......lol.....

        hey!! witchy want my Peanuts...... hee hee hee......

        Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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        • DarrenC
          Brigadier General

          • Jul 2008
          • 1750

          #5
          Re: Peanut joke

          hahahahaha........One for sms I think!
          Happy Building

          DarrenC

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