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  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    For us old ones


    have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old?

    well...you'll love this one.

    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.


    i noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?


    upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

    This balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school .

    'yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
    'when did you graduate?' i asked.

    He answered, 'in 1972. Why do you ask?'

    'you were in my class!', i exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.


    then, that ugly,


    old,

    bald headed,

    wrinkled,

    fat ass,

    grey-haired,

    decrepit,


    old son-of-a-bitch asked me:
    ?

    'what class did you teach?
    Mike

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

    In God We Trust
  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    #2
    Re: For us old ones

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO good one!

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    • D'son
      Major General

      • Apr 2008
      • 2577

      #3
      Re: For us old ones

      OOOHHH.......burn!!!!
      Reguards
      Ed
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      • DarrenC
        Brigadier General

        • Jul 2008
        • 1750

        #5
        Re: For us old ones

        Thats funny.........
        Happy Building

        DarrenC

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        • rickthefox
          Staff Sergeant

          • Jan 2009
          • 45

          #6
          Re: For us old ones

          Thats way too funny. Man I just can't imagine if that happens to me.

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          • Collectors-info
            General

            • Feb 2006
            • 8703

            #7
            Re: For us old ones

            Love the ones with a twist.
            Regards Chris.

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            • C L
              General

              • Jul 2006
              • 5561

              #8
              Re: For us old ones

              ah haha....lol I woulda whacked him wit me broom!

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              • LadyEye
                General & Forum Moderator

                • Jun 2006
                • 10526

                #9
                Re: For us old ones

                Oops... crash, bang, pardon the intrusion, I didn't mean to be in here, sorry, didn't read the title .. hee hee

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                • SAman
                  Major General

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 2009

                  #10
                  Re: For us old ones

                  You mean you aren't old enough to be out of school yet Holly???

                  Or just not old enough to look like it????
                  Mike

                  Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                  In God We Trust

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                  • eaglesfan
                    Sergeant First Class

                    • Sep 2008
                    • 54

                    #11
                    Re: For us old ones

                    LMAO!!! Funniest thing I've heard all day.
                    -Ed Larson

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                    • jkadin
                      Brigadier General

                      • Jan 2008
                      • 1478

                      #12
                      Re: For us old ones

                      Thats a good one Mike
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