10 Commandments of Marriage

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    10 Commandments of Marriage

    10 Commandments of Marriage


    Commandment 1
    Marriages are made in heaven.
    But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
    Commandment 2
    If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,
    Talk in your sleep.
    Commandment 3
    Marriage is grand – and divorce is at least a 100 grand!
    Commandment 4
    Married life is very frustrating.
    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
    In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
    In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
    Commandment 5
    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
    Either the car is new or the wife is.
    Commandment 6
    Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
    The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
    Commandment 7
    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
    After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
    Commandment 8
    Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical,
    and a good cook.
    But the law allows only one wife.
    Commandment 9
    Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.
    That is why one treats the other like toxic waste.
    Commandment 10
    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

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  • davidundalicia
    General

    • Mar 2006
    • 6294

    #2
    Re: 10 Commandments of Marriage

    Nice one and so true.......................lol
    Have fun
    Regards..... David

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: 10 Commandments of Marriage

      Really good..... I thought about showing it to my wife,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, for a few seconds...........................then I woke up!!!!!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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