Three Dogs a The Vet's Waiting Room....

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  • Astraltraveller
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    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Three Dogs a The Vet's Waiting Room....

    Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation
    The black Lab turns to the chocolate Lab and says , 'So why are you here?'
    The brown Lab replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final
    straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.'

    The black Lab says , 'So what is the vet going to do?'
    'Gonna cut my nuts off,' comes the reply from the chocolate Lab. 'They reckon it'll calm me down.'
    The black Lab then turns to the yellow lab and asks , Why are you here?'
    The yellow Lab says , 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
    When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners couch.'
    'So what are they going to do to you?' the black Lab inquires .
    'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow Lab says
    The yellow Lab then turns to the black Lab and asks ,'Why are you here?'
    'I'm a humper,' the black Lab says .. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever.
    I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes,
    and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away'
    The yellow and chocolate Labs exchange a sad glance and say , 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?'
    The black Lab says ....'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.


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  • D'son
    Major General

    • Apr 2008
    • 2577

    #2
    Re: Three Dogs a The Vet's Waiting Room....

    Clip clip not snip snip........gotta love that.
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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: Three Dogs a The Vet's Waiting Room....

      That's a little funny, but mostly sick!!
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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