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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.*
Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover
in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there
already.
The little Boy says : "Dark in here."
The Man says : "Yes, it is."*
Boy : "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?"
Man : "No, thanks."
Boy : "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man : "OK, how much?"
Boy : "$250-00."
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in
the cupboard together again.*
Boy : "Dark in here."
Man : "Yes, it is."
Boy : "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says : "$750-00."
The Man says : "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
boots, let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says : "I can't, I sold them for $1000."
The Father says : "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...
$1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess your sins."*
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.*
The Boy says : "Dark in here."*
The Priest says : "Don't start that sh!t again!"*
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE*
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