Confession......lol

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Confession......lol





    A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
    work.
    Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers
    and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.*


    Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover
    in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there
    already.


    The little Boy says : "Dark in here."
    The Man says : "Yes, it is."*




    Boy : "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?"
    Man : "No, thanks."
    Boy : "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
    Man : "OK, how much?"
    Boy : "$250-00."



    A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were in
    the cupboard together again.*


    Boy : "Dark in here."
    Man : "Yes, it is."
    Boy : "I have soccer boots."



    The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
    The Boy says : "$750-00."
    The Man says : "Fine, I will buy them."



    A few days later, the Father says to the boy: "Grab your ball and
    boots, let's go outside and have a game."




    The Boy says : "I can't, I sold them for $1000."
    The Father says : "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
    that...

    $1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
    church and make you confess your sins."*




    They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
    confession booth and he closes the door.*




    The Boy says : "Dark in here."*

    The Priest says : "Don't start that sh!t again!"*

    THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE*

    Manny(THE ALIEN LEADER)
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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Confession......lol

    Good One!
    Sharon Chajin

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    • eaglesfan
      Sergeant First Class

      • Sep 2008
      • 54

      #3
      Re: Confession......lol

      lol. nice, i enjoyed that.
      -Ed Larson

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