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I found out a little while ago by a mistake in blue voda I hit the help button by mistake and it took me to help then i tried the forum guess what it works that way for me to connect. Then I went to the browser like always could not connect now figure that one out. I could not make to the forum my neighbor who I was using his wireless to connect moved. Well I am back so here is a joke for all I missed everyone of my voda family so now at least I can visit.
Little Sunshine
Little Sunshine comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're native americans," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Little Sunshine's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Native girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Little Sunshine, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Little Sunshine says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the **** out of him."
Little Sunshine
Little Sunshine comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're native americans," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Little Sunshine's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Native girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
"Little Sunshine, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Little Sunshine says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could blow the **** out of him."
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