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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    A naughty breakfast joke.

    She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
    As he walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
    His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
    Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
    A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
    She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
    Regards Chris.

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  • Marincky
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 4539

    #2
    Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

    hmmm. and I thought it took longer than that to boil eggs?
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    • Collectors-info
      General

      • Feb 2006
      • 8703

      #3
      Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

      Depends on how hard its wanted?
      Regards Chris.

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      www.chrismorris.co.uk

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      • SAman
        Major General

        • Mar 2007
        • 2009

        #4
        Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

        I would have eggs as often as possible, and break any timers that she bought!!!
        Mike

        Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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        • davidundalicia
          General

          • Mar 2006
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

          Naughty................but nice.
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          • herbi777
            Private

            • Jan 2009
            • 3

            #6
            Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

            .....and who said she didn't break the egg timer?

            ...........20 minutes for hard boiled....5 for soft.....heheh

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            • darklight
              Brigadier General

              • Jul 2006
              • 1309

              #7
              Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

              haha

              Originally posted by SAman View Post
              I would have eggs as often as possible, and break any timers that she bought!!!
              lol Mike.. uh huh.. yep. Where you at now then eh lol. Are there a lack of timers around lol..

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              • SAman
                Major General

                • Mar 2007
                • 2009

                #8
                Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

                Originally posted by darklight View Post
                haha



                lol Mike.. uh huh.. yep. Where you at now then eh lol. Are there a lack of timers around lol..
                There would be, and the stores would always be out of eggs. Isn't the witchy that likes eggs so much!!!!!??????
                Mike

                Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                In God We Trust

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                • darklight
                  Brigadier General

                  • Jul 2006
                  • 1309

                  #9
                  Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

                  LMFAO!!!!!!! oh thats good hahahahaha... She is gonna regret saying that when she sees this hahahaaa

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                  • SAman
                    Major General

                    • Mar 2007
                    • 2009

                    #10
                    Re: A naughty breakfast joke.

                    Yea where is that witchy............................................
                    Robyn,,,,,,,,,Where are you???????????????????????

                    We miss you.
                    You have been pretty scarce since you came back from the glittery city.....
                    Mike

                    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                    In God We Trust

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