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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    Holy Prostitutes....

    Holy Prostitutes

    A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
    sign
    out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    10 MILES

    He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
    second
    thought....

    Soon he sees another sign which reads:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    5 MILES

    Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
    past
    a third sign saying:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
    HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
    NEXT RIGHT

    His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
    far
    side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next tothedoor reading:

    SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

    He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in
    along black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

    He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
    possibly doing business....."

    "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
    passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
    and
    tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

    He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
    the
    door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
    through
    the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

    He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
    the
    door pulling it shut behind him

    The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
    another
    sign:

    GO IN PEACE.
    YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
    SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.



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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Holy Prostitutes....

    Good one
    Sharon Chajin

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    • jkadin
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2008
      • 1478

      #3
      Re: Holy Prostitutes....

      Thats a good one Astra
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      • zuriatman
        Moderator

        • Sep 2006
        • 3025

        #4
        Re: Holy Prostitutes....

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        • davidundalicia
          General

          • Mar 2006
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: Holy Prostitutes....

          If you dont sin, you cant be saved..................!!!!!! and the front door was locked as well.......lol
          Have fun
          Regards..... David

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          • D'son
            Major General

            • Apr 2008
            • 2577

            #6
            Re: Holy Prostitutes....

            No need to go aal the way to the sisters, the government will screw you from the confort of your home. And in more and more case, right out of your home.
            Reguards
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            • SAman
              Major General

              • Mar 2007
              • 2009

              #7
              Re: Holy Prostitutes....

              That's good!!!
              and ooooo so true ED!!!
              Mike

              Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

              In God We Trust

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