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  • jkadin
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2008
    • 1478

    Farmer John

    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

    So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."


    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

    "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!" So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that said: SLOW--SCHOOL CROSSING

    Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

    So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

    That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own sign." He was going to let the Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling everyday to complain.

    The sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

    "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

    The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself, "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that WE could use to slow down drivers..." So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

    NUDIST COLONY

    GO SLOW AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CHICKS
    sigpicJoe
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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    #2
    Re: Farmer John

    Good one Joe..... that sure slowed them down.....

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    • davidundalicia
      General

      • Mar 2006
      • 6294

      #3
      Re: Farmer John

      Nice one Joe.............you sure pick them.
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      • jkadin
        Brigadier General

        • Jan 2008
        • 1478

        #4
        Re: Farmer John

        Originally posted by davidundalicia View Post
        Nice one Joe.............you sure pick them.
        I pick mostly good ones for the site which is up to 600 jokes and growing. I am in the process of changing the adsense adds to adbrite which I make more money from them. My alexa ranking is do great now it was at 1,421,765 it is now at 154,790, getting 25,000 U V t0 30,000 a day between stumbleupon and reddit. and a site ewingsnet.com which is a new jersey daily almanac plus about 150 organic searches. This site has been alot of fun and pleasure for me I am sorry I did not do it sooner.
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        The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ~e.e. cummings

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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: Farmer John

          Great idea!
          More cities need to use that one!!
          Mike

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