The Inheritance.....

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    The Inheritance.....

    The Inheritance

    A man returns home a day early from a long weekend of golf. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness.

    The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For ****, the cabbie agrees..

    Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom.
    The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and here is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.

    HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
    HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
    HE paid for your season Sharks tickets.
    HE paid for our house at the lake.
    HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly rent!'

    Shaking his head from side-to-side grimly, the husband lowers the gun.

    He looks over at the cabbie and says, 'What would you do?'

    The cabbie replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.

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  • D'son
    Major General

    • Apr 2008
    • 2577

    #2
    Re: The Inheritance.....

    Smart cabbie!
    Reguards
    Ed
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    • jkadin
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2008
      • 1478

      #3
      Re: The Inheritance.....

      Another good one Astra.
      sigpicJoe
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      • flyer13
        Major

        • Mar 2009
        • 481

        #4
        Re: The Inheritance.....

        First time I knew that philanthropy could get you to bed with someone else's wife. Cool!

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        • SAman
          Major General

          • Mar 2007
          • 2009

          #5
          Re: The Inheritance.....

          Think i would put in new requests!!!
          Mike

          Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

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