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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    He was driving!

    Warning: It's best to cue the song "Dueling Banjos" before reading the following story:

    Some MacGyver-esque drunkard in Ohio is facing DUI charges after crashing a bar stool he was driving -- HE WAS DRIVING!



    Cops arrived to the scene around 5:41 PM on March 4, arrested the guy, and filed a police report ... here are the highlights ... it's classic.

    "Unit #1 was heading west bound on Kelly Lane. Unit #1 attempted to turn around (180 degrees), and back down Kelly east bound. As Unit #1 began its turn, it rolled over and the operator was injured."

    "Note: Unit #1 was a home made [sic] motor vehicle, a bar stool attached to a frame with a lawn mower attached."

    "At this point I noticed that Mr. Wygle's eye's [SIC] were very blood shot and were glassy in appearance."

    "I asked him what happened, Mr. Wygle stated, 'I wrecked my bar stool.'"

    "I asked Mr. Wygle how much alcohol he had to drink, he said, 'a lot.'"

    Go Figure!!
    Sharon Chajin
  • SAman
    Major General

    • Mar 2007
    • 2009

    #2
    Re: He was driving!

    Where can I get one of those??????
    Mike

    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

    In God We Trust

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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: He was driving!

      Can you see it? Ha Ha
      Sharon Chajin

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