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  • maninsilence
    Sergeant

    • Feb 2006
    • 32

    I don't know the title

    Farting People

    The Vain Person
    One who loves the smell of his own farts.
    The Amiable Person
    One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
    The Proud Person
    One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
    The Shy Person
    One who releases silent farts then blushes.
    The Imprudent Person
    One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
    The Unfortunate Person
    One who tries hard to fart, but ****s instead.
    The Scientific Person
    One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
    The Nervous Person
    One who stops in the middle of a fart.
    The Honest Person
    One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
    The Dishonest Person
    One who farts but blames the dog.
    The Foolish Person
    One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
    The Thrifty Person
    One who always has several farts in reserve.
    The Anti-Social Person
    One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
    The Strategic Person
    One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
    The Sadistic Person
    One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
    The Intelligent Person
    One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
  • KJay_23
    Captain

    • Jan 2006
    • 220

    #2
    Re: I don't know the title

    So many of those remind me of my younger brother that I have to wonder if he has multiple personalities! LOL

    Kellie
    Kellie

    Cozy Cabin Candles and Crafts
    http://www.ccabincandles.com

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: I don't know the title

      We have an elderly Great Dane with a severe flatulence problem! Funnily enough, it is so severe it even occurs when he is not in the room!
      Trish
      www.Limebrook.com
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      • KJay_23
        Captain

        • Jan 2006
        • 220

        #4
        Re: I don't know the title

        Originally posted by limebrook1
        We have an elderly Great Dane with a severe flatulence problem! Funnily enough, it is so severe it even occurs when he is not in the room!
        LOL!
        Now that's bad... at least my brother lives a few miles away!

        Kellie
        Kellie

        Cozy Cabin Candles and Crafts
        http://www.ccabincandles.com

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