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  • Collectors-info
    General

    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    Ten thousand pounds & a car?

    A fellow walks into an English pub & notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes...
    He guesses there must be more than ten thousand pounds in it.He approaches the bartender and asks,
    'What's with the money in the jar?'

    'Well......you pay £10 and if you pass three tests,
    you get all the money and the keys to a brand new Lexus.'

    The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
    And so he asks, 'What are the three tests?'

    'You must pay first......
    Those are the rules,' says the bartender.

    So, after thinking it over a while,
    the man gives the bartender the £10 note
    and the bartender drops it into the jar.

    'Okay,' the bartender says,
    'Here's what you need to do:
    First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila,
    in a minute or less, and you can't make a face while doing it.

    Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.

    Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs
    who has never had sex....
    You have to take care of that problem!'

    The man is stunned.
    'I know I paid my £10, but I'm not an idiot!
    I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila, and then do all those other things...'

    'Your call,' says the bartender.....
    'But, your money stays where it is.'

    As time goes on, and the man has a few more drinks,
    he finally says,' Where's the damn tequila?'

    He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks...
    but he doesn't make a face, and he did it in fifty-eight seconds!

    Next, he staggers out the back door, where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon the people inside the bar hear growling , biting, and screaming sounds... then nothing but silence!

    Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped open and there are scratches and he's bleeding all over his body.

    He says, 'Now where's that old woman with the bad tooth?'
    Regards Chris.

    Collectables, Collecting, collectors-info.com

    www.chrismorris.co.uk

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  • Karen Mac
    General

    • Apr 2006
    • 8332

    #2
    Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

    lmao... poor dog

    Karen

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    • ahimsa
      Major General

      • Jan 2009
      • 2184

      #3
      Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

      That's a lot of work for 10 grand LOL
      Thanks Chris for making me smile so early in the morning!
      david
      Never measure the height of the mountain you're climbing. At the summit, look back and see how small it really is!

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      • Scythian
        Major

        • Apr 2008
        • 372

        #4
        Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

        Don't get drunk, people...

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        • glendene
          Major

          • Jul 2008
          • 269

          #5
          Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

          haha fell down laughing haha
          The Female Zone

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          • sedona
            Major General

            • Jun 2007
            • 2177

            #6
            Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

            Very funny, Chris.... think I did something like that once (or twice) with the help of tequila
            Ken

            If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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            • Collectors-info
              General

              • Feb 2006
              • 8703

              #7
              Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

              Originally posted by sedona View Post
              Very funny, Chris.... think I did something like that once (or twice) with the help of tequila
              Snap! lol
              Regards Chris.

              Collectables, Collecting, collectors-info.com

              www.chrismorris.co.uk

              House build project

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              • Scythian
                Major

                • Apr 2008
                • 372

                #8
                Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

                Originally posted by sedona View Post
                very funny, chris.... Think i did something like that once (or twice) with the help of tequila
                OMG !

                (lol)

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                • Scythian
                  Major

                  • Apr 2008
                  • 372

                  #9
                  Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

                  Originally posted by sedona View Post
                  very funny, chris.... Think i did something like that once (or twice) with the help of tequila
                  My mistake,
                  published twice the same post,
                  I'm so sorry...

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                  • SAman
                    Major General

                    • Mar 2007
                    • 2009

                    #10
                    Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

                    Are you speaking from expeience Chris???
                    That was good.....................
                    Mike

                    Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

                    In God We Trust

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                    • Collectors-info
                      General

                      • Feb 2006
                      • 8703

                      #11
                      Re: Ten thousand pounds & a car?

                      Originally posted by SAman View Post
                      Are you speaking from expeience Chris???
                      That was good.....................
                      "experience Chris???" Old lady's & broken teeth. Not me your Honour!
                      Regards Chris.

                      Collectables, Collecting, collectors-info.com

                      www.chrismorris.co.uk

                      House build project

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