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: 3 Virgins
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: *"Nescafe"! *
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe
jar.
It said: *"Good till the last drop”
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: *"Rothmans"*
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: *"Extra Long. King Size"*
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words *"South African** **
Airways"** *
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: *"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."*
Mom fainted!
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a
bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all
promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how
marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card
said nothing but: *"Nescafe"! *
Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the Nescafe
jar.
It said: *"Good till the last drop”
Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: *"Rothmans"*
Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from
the pack: *"Extra Long. King Size"*
She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a
card finally arrived.
Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words *"South African** **
Airways"** *
Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the
worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
The ad said: *"Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."*
Mom fainted!
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