The Soldier and The Nun......

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  • Astraltraveller
    General

    • Jul 2006
    • 4006

    The Soldier and The Nun......

    A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

    The nun agreed. A moment later two
    Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'


    The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

    After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'

    The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

    The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'


    The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !!

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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: The Soldier and The Nun......

    Good One..Ha Ha
    Sharon Chajin

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    • SAman
      Major General

      • Mar 2007
      • 2009

      #3
      Re: The Soldier and The Nun......

      Scary!!!!
      Better than going there though..................
      Mike

      Any excuse for non performance only weakens the charactor

      In God We Trust

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