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  • KJay_23
    Captain

    • Jan 2006
    • 220

    One for the ladies...

    If you love something, set it free.
    If it comes back, it will always be yours.
    If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to begin with.
    But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn’t appear to realize that you had set it free…..
    You either married it or gave birth to it.

    Reason to smile:
    Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

    They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn’t all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, “Body, how’d you like to go to the six o’clock class in vigorous toning?”
    Clear as a bell my body said, “Listen fatty… do it and die.”

    My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

    The nice part about living in a small town:
    When you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else always does.

    The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight *****.

    Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    Sometimes I think I understand everything…
    Then I regain consciousness.
    Kellie

    Cozy Cabin Candles and Crafts
    http://www.ccabincandles.com
  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: One for the ladies...

    Cool Kellie. Lol.

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