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  • racefan20
    Major General

    • Jul 2005
    • 2335

    No Cure For Stupid...

    Got this in an email and thought I'd share.

    Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

    I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

    A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


    I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."


    Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
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  • KJay_23
    Captain

    • Jan 2006
    • 220

    #2
    Re: No Cure For Stupid...

    Makes ya wonder what the hell the schools are teaching these days... sheesh

    That's almost too sad to be funny! lol
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    • Girlonthehill
      General

      • Oct 2005
      • 4193

      #3
      Re: No Cure For Stupid...

      Blimey! You gotta laugh! The alternative doesn't bare thinking about! Lol.

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      • KJay_23
        Captain

        • Jan 2006
        • 220

        #4
        Re: No Cure For Stupid...

        Originally posted by Girlonthehill
        Blimey! You gotta laugh! The alternative doesn't bare thinking about! Lol.
        LMAO
        That's the truth!
        Kellie

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        • gueorgui
          Major

          • Dec 2005
          • 293

          #5
          Re: No Cure For Stupid...

          this is as dumb as dirt, it kind of resembles the humour of southpark the cartoon, lol

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          • kassi59
            Major General

            • Nov 2005
            • 2771

            #6
            Re: No Cure For Stupid...

            "heres Yer Sign!"

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            • davidundalicia
              General

              • Mar 2006
              • 6294

              #7
              Re: No Cure For Stupid...

              This one is worth another laugh.........................I liked the atm thingy......lol
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              • D'son
                Major General

                • Apr 2008
                • 2577

                #8
                Re: No Cure For Stupid...

                So sad but unfortunatley so true!
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                • SAman
                  Major General

                  • Mar 2007
                  • 2009

                  #9
                  Re: No Cure For Stupid...

                  That's what comes from too many video games and not enough thinking.
                  Those are funny and sad at the same time.
                  Mike

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