hey big man, you want sex?

[gueorgui]

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "here put these on." She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's right!!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family!" With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. He said, "Hell, I can't get into your panties!" She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to be until you change your attitude."

[Girlonthehill]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

Lol, gueorgui. Very good.

[Lincslady]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

Must remember that one lol

[VodaHost]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

hmmmm

[gueorgui]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

***** (no ofence if you are a big lad) dont you think it is hillarious when we put absolute value on masculinity or femininity?

I think it is mega funny:)

[gueorgui]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

I feel I would need to clarify my thouths on this one.....

in my view, god created both the man and the woman equal in their worth and rights, so

the macho attitude that both sexes do have at times, doesnt help no one,

so the question is....why have that attitude in the first palce?

[VodaHost]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

I think this thread needs a bit of closure.

[Brad]

Re: hey big man, you want sex?

I fully agree.