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  • gueorgui
    Major

    • Dec 2005
    • 293

    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord.

    Nothing happens.

    He tries again.

    Still nothing.

    He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord.

    Nothing happens.

    He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail. Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up!

    Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits--yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

    The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"
  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: First Time Skydiver

    Lol.

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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: First Time Skydiver

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      • Agent_Nitro
        Private

        • Mar 2006
        • 1

        #4
        Re: First Time Skydiver

        That's funny (and a little weird)!

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        • rockers99
          Private

          • Mar 2006
          • 1

          #5
          Re: First Time Skydiver

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