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  • Collectors-info
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    • Feb 2006
    • 8703

    George Bush Joke

    George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
    "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil.
    "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad
    as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their
    place.
    I'll even let you decide who leaves."

    George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
    The devil opened the first room and in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over.
    Such was his fate in hell.

    "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day."
    The devil led him to the next room. In It was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, swing, swing, time after time.


    "No! I've got a problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
    agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented
    George.

    The devil opened a third door. In it was Bill Clinton lying ona bed with his arms tied over his head and his legs staked in a
    spread-eagled pose.
    Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.


    George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I reckon I can handle this."

    The devil smiled and
    said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"
    Regards Chris.

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    www.chrismorris.co.uk

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  • zuriatman
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    • Sep 2006
    • 3025

    #2
    Re: George Bush Joke

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    • cdog1006
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      • Dec 2009
      • 1

      #3
      Re: George Bush Joke

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      • sedona
        Major General

        • Jun 2007
        • 2177

        #4
        Re: George Bush Joke

        Chris, that's the funniest damn joke I've heard in a long time.... got me too, wasn't expecting the punch! lmao
        Ken

        If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girl friends. And they tolerated it and let us go ahead and play with our toys. Orson Wells

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