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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he hits me."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and
nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how it can help when you dont talk?"
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he hits me."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and
nothing happened!"
Doctor: "You see how it can help when you dont talk?"