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A good joke from a new member (minors get out!)
Hi, people! I am new at the forums, and I thought the best way to start making friends is to tell some jokes. Here is one!
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An old Pirate was looking for strong men to recruit, and for that reason he placed an advertisement on the local paper. It said : "Sailors wanted. Free sex every day".
An unemployed sailor got curious, and decided to apply for the job.
"Welcome, strong man!" - said the captain, - "join us and you will travel the seven seas, get lots of gold and trasures, and you'll get to see things that you never saw"
"Look, captain," -the sailor answered,- "I am a sailor, I know how life in the sea is. What caught my attention was the 'Free sex everyday' offer. How's that?"
The captain pointed to a big wooden box that was nearby, and said: "It's true! Join us and you will get free sex everyday! See that wooden box over there? It has a hole on it. Whenever you feel the need to have sex, well, you just stick your thing in that hole and have your way"
"Really?" - said the sailor,- "everyday? "
"Of course! Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and even Sundays!"
"But, wait a minute... what about thursdays?..."
"Well, son... on thursdays it's YOUR turn to get inside the box!"
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Yeah, I know it's a little long, but it's really funny! (well, it's really funny in my country)
;)
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An old Pirate was looking for strong men to recruit, and for that reason he placed an advertisement on the local paper. It said : "Sailors wanted. Free sex every day".
An unemployed sailor got curious, and decided to apply for the job.
"Welcome, strong man!" - said the captain, - "join us and you will travel the seven seas, get lots of gold and trasures, and you'll get to see things that you never saw"
"Look, captain," -the sailor answered,- "I am a sailor, I know how life in the sea is. What caught my attention was the 'Free sex everyday' offer. How's that?"
The captain pointed to a big wooden box that was nearby, and said: "It's true! Join us and you will get free sex everyday! See that wooden box over there? It has a hole on it. Whenever you feel the need to have sex, well, you just stick your thing in that hole and have your way"
"Really?" - said the sailor,- "everyday? "
"Of course! Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and even Sundays!"
"But, wait a minute... what about thursdays?..."
"Well, son... on thursdays it's YOUR turn to get inside the box!"
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Yeah, I know it's a little long, but it's really funny! (well, it's really funny in my country)
;)
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