A good joke from a new member (minors get out!)

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  • purquiz
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    • Mar 2006
    • 3

    A good joke from a new member (minors get out!)

    Hi, people! I am new at the forums, and I thought the best way to start making friends is to tell some jokes. Here is one!

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    An old Pirate was looking for strong men to recruit, and for that reason he placed an advertisement on the local paper. It said : "Sailors wanted. Free sex every day".
    An unemployed sailor got curious, and decided to apply for the job.

    "Welcome, strong man!" - said the captain, - "join us and you will travel the seven seas, get lots of gold and trasures, and you'll get to see things that you never saw"

    "Look, captain," -the sailor answered,- "I am a sailor, I know how life in the sea is. What caught my attention was the 'Free sex everyday' offer. How's that?"

    The captain pointed to a big wooden box that was nearby, and said: "It's true! Join us and you will get free sex everyday! See that wooden box over there? It has a hole on it. Whenever you feel the need to have sex, well, you just stick your thing in that hole and have your way"

    "Really?" - said the sailor,- "everyday? "

    "Of course! Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and even Sundays!"

    "But, wait a minute... what about thursdays?..."

    "Well, son... on thursdays it's YOUR turn to get inside the box!"

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    Yeah, I know it's a little long, but it's really funny! (well, it's really funny in my country)

    ;)
  • racefan20
    Major General

    • Jul 2005
    • 2335

    #2
    Re: A good joke from a new member (minors get out!)

    Funny or not, VERY inappropriate on this forum.
    My NASCAR Forum

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    • purquiz
      Private

      • Mar 2006
      • 3

      #3
      Re: A good joke from a new member (minors get out!)

      I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother anyone, Please, any MOD, kindly remove my post. (I know other chit-chat forums that do not consider this joke offensive, it was my mistake to assume that all forums are the same. I apologize.)

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