THE SMILE FACTORY III - VodaJokes & More!

[Astraltraveller]

Humorous Caddy Remarks.....lol

TEN BEST REMARKS BY A CADDY:

10.
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

9.
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

8.
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

7.
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

6.
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

5.
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

4.
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

3.
Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

2.
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

...and the #1 best caddy comment

1.
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[GulfCoaster]

Random thoughts

RANDOM THOUGHTS

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't

2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them..... for now!

5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10. I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19. Procrastinate Now!

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

22. STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!

23. HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

24. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

[limebrook1]

Re: THE SMILE FACTORY III - VodaJokes & More!

Anyone been around to remember this when it came out?

It became commonplace for us to simply provide a link to it to reply to the numerous posts ... Wonder why we stopped doing that??

>> http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/84502-post1.html

LOL! Just passing by for a quick visit and picked this up. I sure remember this - and Racefan! Ahh, the good old days! :)

[Vasili]

Re: THE SMILE FACTORY III - VodaJokes & More!

LOL! Just passing by for a quick visit and picked this up. I sure remember this - and Racefan! Ahh, the good old days! :)

Hey, Cutie! Sure missed you!
Hope all is well across the miles .... you should connect on Facebook with me.