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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Duck Duck Goose...

    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

    When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule
    here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!"

    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
    over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck,
    and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman
    accidentally steps on one.

    Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.

    St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
    for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this
    ugly man!"

    The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a
    duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
    With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
    together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

    The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to
    be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
    careful where she steps.

    She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
    but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most
    handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall,
    long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

    St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

    The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve
    being chained to you for all of eternity?"

    The guy says, "I don't know about you,
    but I stepped on a duck!"

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  • racefan20
    Major General

    • Jul 2005
    • 2335

    #2
    Re: Duck Duck Goose...

    Lmao!!!
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    • Girlonthehill
      General

      • Oct 2005
      • 4193

      #3
      Re: Duck Duck Goose...

      Yup, ditto. Like that one.

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      • Lincslady
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        • Jan 2006
        • 1397

        #4
        Re: Duck Duck Goose...

        |Lol! that made me chuckle
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        • KJay_23
          Captain

          • Jan 2006
          • 220

          #5
          Re: Duck Duck Goose...

          LMAO
          Good one, Kate!
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