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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    My birthday wish! -

    My wish is to have things in reverse!

    The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
    It takes up a lot of your time.
    What do you get in the end of it?
    Death. What's that, a bonus?

    I think the life cycle is all backwards.

    (1)
    You should die first,
    you know, start out dead;
    get it out of the way.
    You wake up in an old age home,
    feeling better every day.

    (2)
    You get kicked out for being too healthy,
    go collect your pension,
    then, when you start work,
    you get a gold watch
    on your first day.

    (3)
    You work 40 years until you're young enough
    to enjoy your retirement.
    You drink alcohol,
    you party,
    you're generally promiscuous
    (hey, you've only got
    a few years left,
    what's the big deal?!?)
    and you get ready
    for High School.

    (4)
    Then you go to primary school,
    you become a kid,
    you play,
    you have no responsibilities,
    and,
    finally,
    you become a baby;

    (5)
    The last step,
    you spend your last 9 months
    floating peacefully
    with luxuries like
    central heating,
    spa,
    room service on tap,
    larger quarters everyday,
    and then

    You finish off as an orgasm!

    Now thats the way to go!
  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: My birthday wish! -

    I always thought there was something cack-handed about life! Lol.

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    • SChajin
      Major General

      • Jan 2006
      • 2792

      #3
      Re: My birthday wish! -

      Kate,

      I love it !

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