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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Gotta have a little knowledge! -

    Ode to the spellchecker


    Eye halve a spelling checker
    It came with my pea sea
    It plainly marks four my revue
    Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

    Eye strike a key and type a word
    and weight four it two say
    Weather eye am wrong oar write
    It shows me strait a weigh.

    As soon as a mist ache is maid
    It nose bee fore two long
    And eye can put the error rite
    Its rare lea ever wrong.

    Eye have run this poem threw it
    I am shore your pleased two no
    Its letter perfect awl the weigh
    My checker tolled me sew.


  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

    LMAO. That was sooooooo difficult to read! Lol. Race'll love that, going off his comments in the 'Wish List'!! Lol.

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    • KJay_23
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      • Jan 2006
      • 220

      #3
      Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

      LOL!

      I agree with Amanda... very difficult to read, but funny!
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      • limebrook1
        Brigadier General

        • Jun 2005
        • 1583

        #4
        Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

        what's wrong with it? Reads like one of my pages! LOL
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        • kassi59
          Major General

          • Nov 2005
          • 2771

          #5
          Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

          knot two tuff too read when spell checker is hear!....lol
          My spell checker Ive had to add certain personal quirks of my own..like:
          HAHAHAHA...
          MMMMMMMMMMM...
          LUV U.........
          puter........
          CYA........
          and as such...it will learn too!...Just have to remember to keep the spell check off and do it manually!...
          Have a great weekend...bee back in too daze!....lol

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          • limebrook1
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

            My best mistake ever was when I was a junior local government officer and wrote my first report that went to the elected members and the Chief Exec - I said something was available for PUBLIC inspection - well, at least that was what I meant. Unfortunately I left the L out, and spell checker was no help at all!

            Boy was my face red when it was pointed out to me - after the report was printed and circulated to all!!!!

            Happy Easter everyone!
            Trish
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            • kassi59
              Major General

              • Nov 2005
              • 2771

              #7
              Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

              Originally posted by limebrook1
              My best mistake ever was when I was a junior local government officer and wrote my first report that went to the elected members and the Chief Exec - I said something was available for PUBLIC inspection - well, at least that was what I meant. Unfortunately I left the L out, and spell checker was no help at all!

              Boy was my face red when it was pointed out to me - after the report was printed and circulated to all!!!!

              Happy Easter everyone!
              OH my what a wonderful story....wow..sounds like something that would happen to me...Thanx for sharing that one!
              Ill use spell check when writing to friends and family..but If Im writing an important doc...good ole websters is right beside me!....somethings you cant just replace!

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              • Girlonthehill
                General

                • Oct 2005
                • 4193

                #8
                Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

                Originally posted by limebrook1
                My best mistake ever was when I was a junior local government officer and wrote my first report that went to the elected members and the Chief Exec - I said something was available for PUBLIC inspection - well, at least that was what I meant. Unfortunately I left the L out, and spell checker was no help at all!

                Boy was my face red when it was pointed out to me - after the report was printed and circulated to all!!!!

                Happy Easter everyone!
                Awwww Trish! What you like? LMAO

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                • Girlonthehill
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                  • Oct 2005
                  • 4193

                  #9
                  Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

                  Ok ladies - my worst one was a handwritten one - which makes it even worse!

                  I was working at a local civic flower show as the calligrapher writing out the certificates for winners etc. Anyway one chap was called Mr K Y Smith. And as the Brits out there may realise 'KY (jelly)' is a popular and widely available proprietry brand of, erm, personal lubricant. We were all having a giggle - as you would. Later, when we were flicking through the certificates that hadn't been collected, I was mortified to find the one addressed to Mr K Y Jelly!

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                  • kassi59
                    Major General

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

                    Oh Amanda!...LMAO! MY face is red!....lol...

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                    • Girlonthehill
                      General

                      • Oct 2005
                      • 4193

                      #11
                      Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

                      Originally posted by kassi59
                      Oh Amanda!...LMAO! MY face is red!....lol...
                      Yes. It was, after the initial shock, very very funny. Luckily I got the chance to put things right so the poor guy never knew. Can you imagine trying to explain that the chap??!!! Nightmare. Lol.

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                      • kassi59
                        Major General

                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2771

                        #12
                        Re: Gotta have a little knowledge! -

                        NO! I cant imagine! Hahaha..."Oh please excuse me sir...but my girlfriends and myself were laughing at your name.."...lol...nah...Great thing you had the chance to correct it so you didnt have to go thru any of the nightmare..and it makes a great story!

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