Our Place - Drop in for a chat.....

[Girlonthehill]

Hi friends,

I thought I'd open 'Our Place'.

Have seen a similar thread on Racefan's forum and it's so cool - thought it might be nice here.

Pop by anytime, chat, vent, moan, groan, share, be happy, have a giggle and catch up with other Voda friends. Rules of the forum apply - NO SHOP TALK.

Never worry about hijacking somebody eles's thread because it belongs to everyone!

If someone's online - catch their attention here...

How cool is that? :o)

[Girlonthehill]

Re: Our Place - Drop in for a chat.....

Fish and Cat Story


One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance.

The fish said to itself, "If that fly comes six inches closer, I'll jump up and have myself a meal." Just then, a bear on the shore of the lake looked up and said to itself, " If that fly gets any closer to that fish, the fish will jump up, and I'll catch the fish and have myself a meal."

As luck would have it, a hunter saw what was happening. He thought to himself, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, and I'll shoot the bear."

Just then, a rat was standing behind the hunter saying to itself," If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will lean over to grab the fish, the hunter will lean over to shoot the bear, and I'll grab the sandwich from the back pocket of the hunter.

However, unbeknownst to the rat, a cat was observing everything and thinking, "If that fly moves closer to the fish, the fish will jump, the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, the rat will grab the sandwich, and I'll snatch the rat."

At that very moment, the fly dropped a few inches, the fish grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the rat grabbed the sandwich, the cat jumped, missed the rat and landed in the lake.

The moral of this story is:

If the fly drops six inches the ***** will get wet.

[allstarfaces]

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http://allstarfaces.com/geustbook

[Girlonthehill]

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http://allstarfaces.com/geustbook

Huh? Does that mean you didn't like my joke? :o(

Liked your old avatar better, matie :o) It made me giggle whenever I saw it.

[allstarfaces]

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lol ok i change it darling

[allstarfaces]

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felt like noel coward then sorry

[Girlonthehill]

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lol ok i change it darling

Like!

Groovin.....

Lol

[allstarfaces]

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why havnt i made million yet ? ey fort aving a dot .com meant having a boat and fast cars ....... life sucks doesnt it you think youve got an ok site and along comes race or that floor bloke etc then all you want to do is start again....... oh you sed no shop talk didnt you .... well it was nice out today aaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh cant do it i need to talk bout it all boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo

[Girlonthehill]

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why havnt i made million yet ? ey fort aving a dot .com meant having a boat and fast cars ....... life sucks doesnt it you think youve got an ok site and along comes race or that floor bloke etc then all you want to do is start again....... oh you sed no shop talk didnt you .... well it was nice out today aaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh cant do it i need to talk bout it all boo hoo boo hoo boo hoo

LMAO.

(Have you checked out Google Adwords?)

Didn't say that... dum di dum.....

Race's gutted me. Sent me back to start line :o( Had to start all over with all of em!!!!!

So know what you mean, royal. I think we should allow this type of shop talk. But no problems or technical questions.

I'm on makeover #2 now. Lol.

[Girlonthehill]

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Lol

[Girlonthehill]

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Hi Bethers!

Mr Nasty got banned!

[Mariposa]

Re: Our Place - Drop in for a chat.....

Hi Amanda! Thanks for invitin' me to 'Our Place'.

[Girlonthehill]

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Hi Amanda! Thanks for invitin' me to 'Our Place'.

Hi Cindy! How ya doing? Nice day?

[allstarfaces]

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do you like my avater of amanda trying to think of a new joke lol

http://www.allstarfaces.com

[racefan20]

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do you like my avater of amanda trying to think of a new joke lol

http://www.allstarfaces.com

You should have seen the way she kept changing her avatar on my forum tonight. Just between you and me, I think she's a little off center.