Our Place - Drop in for a chat.....

[allstarfaces]

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well hello there manda wanda long time never see, hey that reminds me must take that copy of the shineing back to video shop
wow its so hot eer in england today its almost like bein in a third world country ....poverty,dirt,bad smell,corrupt politicians and now the sun wa hey , any way folks i see youve all been busy beees chit chattin on eer without me IS THET ALLOWED VODA?............ well i dont think so

[SChajin]

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Hey Allstar, You forget the devil is not so lonely.

[Girlonthehill]

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well hello there manda wanda long time never see, hey that reminds me must take that copy of the shineing back to video shop - <THWACK>
wow its so hot eer in england today <Damn hot, I tell you> its almost like bein in a third world country ....poverty,dirt,bad smell,corrupt politicians and now the sun wa hey , <LOL> any way folks i see youve all been busy beees chit chattin on eer without me IS THET ALLOWED VODA?............ well i dont think so

LOL

Ay up, chuck. Whassup? If you insist on playing out in the sun instead of seeing to your forum duties then, of course, we will chit-chat without you!

[WSBlue]

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It is a long but nice poem.
I know the shortest poem ever, it is called

"Fleas"

and goes

Adam hadem.

The Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
"Will you marry me" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf alot
and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.

[Girlonthehill]

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The Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
"Will you marry me" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf alot
and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.

ROFLMAO!!!

[limebrook1]

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Yeah, but you forgot to add that the girl had a great time too and was saved the worst mistake of her life!

[royb]

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Did you hear about the scotsman who washed his kilt and couldn't do a fling with it.

[allstarfaces]

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The Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl
"Will you marry me" The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after
and went fishing, hunting and played golf alot
and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The End.

here here well said roy never a truer word spoken ,

[allstarfaces]

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hi honey im home

[Vasili]

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So....What do you call 32 Iraqi women sitting in a circle?

< No, General Race, this time it's NOT about grenades!>

[Vasili]

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??? Come on, come on....GUESS!

[Vasili]

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..........Shucks!

> A full set of teeth!!!

(WHOOPS! Who said that?????)

[Vasili]

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You know??? You might be a red neck if you think of the annual Family Reunion as prime dating opportunity.......

.....or if you actually find the family car when whacking down the overgrowth in the front yard!

[Girlonthehill]

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Good evening Vasili!

How are you, besides, your usual chirpy self?

[Vasili]

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....and, you might be a red neck if there is no need for someone to know your address, since it's soooooo much easier to find your home as the "house with the green and blue sofa on the porch up yonder".......