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  • VodaHost
    General & Forum Administrator

    • Mar 2005
    • 12356

    Quack Quack Time

    Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man." The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman. The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very careful where she steps. She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Quack Quack Time

    Thats a good one!
    Sharon Chajin

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    • Girlonthehill
      General

      • Oct 2005
      • 4193

      #3
      Re: Quack Quack Time

      Rofl!!

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      • ddstiles
        First Lieutenant

        • Feb 2006
        • 197

        #4
        Re: Quack Quack Time

        I realize you are young and therefore forgive you - Please, don't give up your day job for standup comedy fame.

        DDs
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        • Mariposa
          Sergeant Major

          • Apr 2006
          • 85

          #5
          Re: Quack Quack Time

          I loved it! LOL
          Cindy

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          • VodaHost
            General & Forum Administrator

            • Mar 2005
            • 12356

            #6
            Re: Quack Quack Time

            Thank you Dave, But Hollywood awaits

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            • Bethers
              Major General & Forum Moderator

              • Feb 2006
              • 5224

              #7
              Re: Quack Quack Time

              LOLOL, thanks!
              Beth
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              • ddstiles
                First Lieutenant

                • Feb 2006
                • 197

                #8
                Re: Quack Quack Time

                No, No, Lad -- that's not Hollywood type stuff - You will spend your life in the Catskills. You can take over the now-cooled-seat of Henny Youngman.

                Don't go. We would all miss you too much. (probably)

                DDS
                Dave
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                • OhScrap
                  First Lieutenant

                  • Apr 2006
                  • 160

                  #9
                  Re: Quack Quack Time

                  Please keep your day job. We need you here!
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