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  • limebrook1
    Brigadier General

    • Jun 2005
    • 1583

    Dare I use this joke????

    Well, here goes anyway...

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the ******** had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

    God Bless British Women!
    Trish
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  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: Dare I use this joke????

    Originally posted by limebrook1
    Well, here goes anyway...

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmie had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the ******** had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

    God Bless British Women!
    LMAO!!! Trish that's so funny! Nice one!

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    • MaryH
      Sergeant First Class

      • Mar 2006
      • 58

      #3
      Re: Dare I use this joke????
      Well Trish what a hoot. Where do you find them?
      I'm going to post it up in my dance studio waiting room.
      The young mums will love it.

      Mary


      http://www.huntertheatrearts.co.uk

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      • SChajin
        Major General

        • Jan 2006
        • 2792

        #4
        Re: Dare I use this joke????

        That was a great joke!
        Sharon Chajin

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        • SChajin
          Major General

          • Jan 2006
          • 2792

          #5
          Re: Dare I use this joke????

          See even kitty loves it!
          Sharon Chajin

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          • limebrook1
            Brigadier General

            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: Dare I use this joke????

            My father in law sent it to me - not sure if there is a message in that!
            Trish
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            www.MountainWalk.co.uk
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            • Pixel
              Sergeant First Class

              • Feb 2006
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Dare I use this joke????

              Good one :0)
              Pixel
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              "a photograph is a memory locked in time,look at that memory & you will remember"

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              • Mariposa
                Sergeant Major

                • Apr 2006
                • 85

                #8
                Re: Dare I use this joke????

                ROFLMAO that was so funny, I was laughing so hard the dog came running! He loves laughter.
                Cindy

                www.countrydesigns.biz
                www.countrydesigns.biz/400.shtml

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                • ddstiles
                  First Lieutenant

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 197

                  #9
                  Re: Dare I use this joke????

                  Very good, indeed. reminds me.... A friend of mine of mine lost his wife about a year ago and I asked how he was getting on. "The sex is the same," he said, "but the dirty dishes pile up faster."

                  DDS
                  Dave
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                  • limebrook1
                    Brigadier General

                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1583

                    #10
                    Re: Dare I use this joke????

                    Dave that's awful! LOL
                    Trish
                    www.Limebrook.com
                    www.MountainWalk.co.uk
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                    • Mariposa
                      Sergeant Major

                      • Apr 2006
                      • 85

                      #11
                      Re: Dare I use this joke????

                      Originally posted by ddstiles
                      Very good, indeed. reminds me.... A friend of mine of mine lost his wife about a year ago and I asked how he was getting on. "The sex is the same," he said, "but the dirty dishes pile up faster."

                      DDS
                      LOL loved it!
                      Cindy

                      www.countrydesigns.biz
                      www.countrydesigns.biz/400.shtml

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                      • davidundalicia
                        General

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6294

                        #12
                        Re: Dare I use this joke????

                        A man goes into chemists shop asking for a bottle of ****** tablets.
                        The chemist eyes him suspicously and asks:
                        Do you have a subscription for that?
                        The man reaches into his pocket and says:
                        No, but will this do? Its a photo of my wife..............
                        Have fun
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                        • limebrook1
                          Brigadier General

                          • Jun 2005
                          • 1583

                          #13
                          Re: Dare I use this joke????

                          Lol!
                          Trish
                          www.Limebrook.com
                          www.MountainWalk.co.uk
                          www.MyBeardedDragons.co.uk
                          www.TucsonForBeginners.com
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