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Very Important Virus Warning
There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, by any means,
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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