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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    Little Kenny -

    A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey
    from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver
    the donkey the next day.

    The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but
    I have some bad news. The donkey died."

    Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

    The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

    Kenny----------"I'm going to raffle him off."

    Farmer---------" You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    Kenny----------"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell
    anybody he is dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
    "What happened with that dead donkey?"

    Kenny----------"I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at
    two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

    Farmer---------"Didn't anyone complain?"

    Kenny----------"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two
    dollars back."

    Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    #2
    Re: Little Kenny -

    That's a good one
    Sharon Chajin

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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Little Kenny -

      Its a good idea to deal with a rip off!

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