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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    Religious Boyfriend

    Religious Boyfriend...

    A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give
    me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting
    something from me!"
    The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out, he returns
    and tells him, "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute,
    too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I
    think she expects something from me too."
    The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back
    and says, "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still
    pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited
    me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
    At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister
    on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his
    head and starts praying, "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank You for all You've
    given us...!!!"
    A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank You Lord for Your kindness..."Ten
    minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look
    at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close
    to the boy and whispers in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
    The boy replies, "I didn't know the pharmacist was your dad!!!"
    Sharon Chajin
  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    #2
    Re: Religious Boyfriend

    OOOPS! - shoulda gone with a bottle of wine!...lol

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    • limebrook1
      Brigadier General

      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: Religious Boyfriend

      Very good!
      Trish
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      • Girlonthehill
        General

        • Oct 2005
        • 4193

        #4
        Re: Religious Boyfriend

        LOL

        Yes, like this one Sharon.

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        • davidundalicia
          General

          • Mar 2006
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: Religious Boyfriend

          Yessssss, that one made me laugh......nice one.
          Have fun
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          • gueorgui
            Major

            • Dec 2005
            • 293

            #6
            Re: Religious Boyfriend

            lol, this one is classsic

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