Why Men Love Women More

[silversenior]

I think that men love women more, because men are dreamers . Women seem to more practilcal thinkers than men are, and therefore are more sucepible to romance and romatic o*****res than men are.
The Golden Senior Edmond

[racefan20]

Re: Why Men Love Women More

The following was recently posted on a forum a friend of mine frequents (but I'm sure many of you have seen it before). Don't miss his reply afterward.



In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.


After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.


A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask.

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."

__________________________________________________ _________

My friend replied:

Sorry, I just have to chime in--from my reinforced concrete bunker at an undisclosed location inside the United States.

I figured the women's brains were more used because of all the unneccessary overanalyzing in which they engage their minds.

For instance, a guy says, "Honey, while you're up, could you get me a beer?"

The woman immediately starts to overanalyze the statement. The woman is thinking, "What does he really mean by asking for a beer? Does he mean he wants a beer because women in beer commercials are skinnier than me? Does this mean he thinks I am fat? If I am so fat then why would he send me to the refrigerator where he knows that leftover chocolate cake is residing? Does he secretly want me to get fatter so that he has an excuse to run off with the beer commercial girls? Is the beer a metaphor for his thirst for other women? Does this mean....etc?"

Meanwhile, the guy is thinking, "How long does it take to get a beer?"

So, it is quite plausible that women's brains could be quite overused and should therefore be cheaper.

[Lincslady]

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lol.....I wouldnt be thinking that .....i'd be thinking ..."why cant he get off his lazy ass n get it himself!


Linda

[davidundalicia]

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Well as long as your up linda !!!

[Lincslady]

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Lol David ...and while your sat there paint me toe nails!


Linda

[Girlonthehill]

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Lol David ...and while your sat there paint me toe nails!


Linda

You are having a laugh aren't you!!!!

[davidundalicia]

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What colour linda......it would be my pleasure....lol

[Girlonthehill]

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What colour linda......it would be my pleasure....lol

Okay, I'm really impressed!

Lol.

[davidundalicia]

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I think purple would suit YOU Amanda ???

[Girlonthehill]

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I think purple would suit YOU Amanda ???

Why, thank you but I prefer the natural look of a french manicure, if that's okay?

Lol.

[davidundalicia]

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I do manicure, but it will have to be Spanish if thats ok with you ???????

[Girlonthehill]

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I do manicure, but it will have to be Spanish if thats ok with you ???????

Eso serķa perfecto, sir bueno.

[Lincslady]

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<puts foot on davids lap......pink please

Linda

[davidundalicia]

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Thats why men love women more............

Amanda, su espanol es perfecto.......

[Girlonthehill]

Re: Why Men Love Women More

Thats why men love women more............

Amanda, su espanol es perfecto.......

”Muchas gracias! Sir Bueno.