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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    25 signs your a grown up -

    25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN UP

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."


    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."


    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
    door won't turn down th e stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.


    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.


    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.


    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not ******* and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good sh--."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.


    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh sh-- what the hell happened?"

  • Lincslady
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2006
    • 1397

    #2
    Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

    lol Kate ....i can relate to some of them ..sadly lol
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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

      I will only admit to a few, lol, but me too!

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      • Lincslady
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        • Jan 2006
        • 1397

        #4
        Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

        lol ...I love number 20! hahaha ...ahhhhh the good old days lol
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        • davidundalicia
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          • Mar 2006
          • 6294

          #5
          Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

          Every day I learn a little more......very informative...........and true......
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          • limebrook1
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            • Jun 2005
            • 1583

            #6
            Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

            I've not got to No 5 yet thank goodness! But as for most of the rest.....
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            • Brad
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              • Jun 2005
              • 525

              #7
              Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

              I can relate to #17 & #4.

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              • Vasili
                Moderator

                • Mar 2006
                • 14683

                #8
                Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                #1, 13, and 23......how weird is that???

                I still remember our class saying:
                "The weed was fun,
                the sex was great!
                We are the class of '78" <WHOOPS! Who said that??>

                Yeah... a senior when Framptom came out with his double live album (remember albums?), back when I had hair that touched my shoulders.
                Have you seen him lately? Poor guy! Looks like an anorexic or living with AIDs or something.....
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                • kassi59
                  Major General

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2771

                  #9
                  Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                  peter frampton..the guy with the mouth organ..no..electronics...well I really dont remember what its called...but it made that funny noise...all bad!...lol..no didnt knowabuot that havent kept up with it, but always news is news!
                  Im class of 77! and darn proud of it..although hate the clothes!...lol
                  Trish - I cant say my favorite song - but I do in fact remember the first time in an elevator when I actually recognize a song!..lol...not a good warm feeling!
                  Ohh Brad! what a wild man!..lol...I might tend to think a non admittal #3..lol
                  For me myself they all mean something either within myself or another I know!...
                  Hey its good to be back...
                  big cheeky grins!

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                  • SChajin
                    Major General

                    • Jan 2006
                    • 2792

                    #10
                    Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                    For me #20 was strawberry hill!
                    Sharon Chajin

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                    • kassi59
                      Major General

                      • Nov 2005
                      • 2771

                      #11
                      Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                      Originally posted by SChajin
                      For me #20 was strawberry hill!
                      Oh sweetheart...boonesfarm ***** wine - the original...was a very bad night!...lol...and now today I actually live up the road from a farm called Boones Farm...thats a good thing!..but I always chuckle!..lol
                      forgot to add...it was 99cents..a bottle...oh my g.........never mind!...lol

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                      • Vasili
                        Moderator

                        • Mar 2006
                        • 14683

                        #12
                        Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                        bump!

                        (still acting like a kid)
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                        • VodaHost
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                          • Mar 2005
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                          #13
                          Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                          There is nothing wrong with a good nap.

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                          • kassi59
                            Major General

                            • Nov 2005
                            • 2771

                            #14
                            Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                            Originally posted by VodaHost
                            There is nothing wrong with a good nap.
                            Oh yea...naps are a must! especially after a big meal!...lol

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                            • Bruce Hewitt
                              Major

                              • Jun 2006
                              • 335

                              #15
                              Re: 25 signs your a grown up -

                              No 24 is a great idea, will try it!
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