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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    More of lifes wisdom -



    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


    SHOPPING MATH

    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


    POSTULATES

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all.
    Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
    Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
    Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
    Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
    There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.


  • Girlonthehill
    General

    • Oct 2005
    • 4193

    #2
    Re: More of lifes wisdom -

    Lol

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    • JaanEST
      Staff Sergeant

      • May 2006
      • 47

      #3
      Re: More of lifes wisdom -

      aam.. eheheh lol this is pretty wierd stuff

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      • kassi59
        Major General

        • Nov 2005
        • 2771

        #4
        Re: More of lifes wisdom -

        Originally posted by JaanEST
        aam.. eheheh lol this is pretty wierd stuff
        just wisdom of a very old woman...lol

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        • JaanEST
          Staff Sergeant

          • May 2006
          • 47

          #5
          Re: More of lifes wisdom -

          thats great... i read it... and i'm just 14 to and i think i'm to young for this kind of stuff... but thank you for posting it.. it's very sweet

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          • ez-ez
            Special Status

            • Mar 2006
            • 1329

            #6
            Re: More of lifes wisdom -

            Smart Man Looking For A Dumb Woman.

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            • ez-ez
              Special Status

              • Mar 2006
              • 1329

              #7
              Re: More of lifes wisdom -

              with possibility that the dumb woman become smart and the smart man becomes dumb.. and hopefully both become dumb and have a family.

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              • royb
                Major General

                • Mar 2006
                • 2483

                #8
                Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                lol
                Words of wisdom indeed.
                If only we all took such a light hearted approach, the world would be a better place.


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                • Dream Lady
                  Major General

                  • Feb 2006
                  • 2036

                  #9
                  Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                  I saw myself way to many times in all those equations. Now that is SPOOKY!! LOL
                  Cindy
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                  • kassi59
                    Major General

                    • Nov 2005
                    • 2771

                    #10
                    Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                    Laughter is the key to an enjoyable life...if you can laugh at yourself then you have the ability to laugh at life in general.
                    Cindy - it is spooky isnt it??...lol kinda makes me wonder if my ex-husband wrote it! - but hes dumb...lol so I guess not...hehehe..
                    ez - looks like you entirely understood it!....lol
                    Jan - 14 is a good age! dont give old people thoughts a moment for now...joy and enjoy!...thats what you do at this time!

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                    • JaanEST
                      Staff Sergeant

                      • May 2006
                      • 47

                      #11
                      Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                      hehe... yes but i will remember this thread and maybe if i need it then i can look for it :)

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                      • Lincslady
                        Brigadier General

                        • Jan 2006
                        • 1397

                        #12
                        Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                        lol Kate

                        This one cracked me up
                        Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
                        hahahaha
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                        • Vasili
                          Moderator

                          • Mar 2006
                          • 14683

                          #13
                          Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                          It depends on if they know they've reached the top, having met the perfect woman.......

                          Honor. And privilege. It's easier going to war, for instance, if you feel you have expereiced the very best in life, and that it is worth preserving for your children [sic] or for others.....that they should be as fortunate as you....

                          Being willing to die is a LOT different than wishing you were dead! But then again, I guess it depends on the amount and kind of nagging???

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                          • Lincslady
                            Brigadier General

                            • Jan 2006
                            • 1397

                            #14
                            Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                            Sheeesh Vasili.....its meant to be lighthearted ...chill lol
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                            • Vasili
                              Moderator

                              • Mar 2006
                              • 14683

                              #15
                              Re: More of lifes wisdom -

                              Sorry...she riled me yesterday (my lady) and I still haven't gotten over it (or maybe, out from underneath it).

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