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A dirty little word
THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
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> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well,
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> it's **** ... that's right, ****!
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> **** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
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> Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or
have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
**** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to ****
or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****,
lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
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> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
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> difference between **** and shineola.
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> There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is
bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
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> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the
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> ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a ****
or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than
****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just
plain ****ty.
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> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much
****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot
of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or
find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
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> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
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> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language. And remember, once you
know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You
could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you
don't give a ****!
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> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head........... Well, **** Happens!!!
>
> THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well,
>
> it's **** ... that's right, ****!
>
> **** may just be the most functional word in the English
language.
>
> Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or
have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your
**** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to ****
or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****,
lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****.
>
> Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
>
> difference between **** and shineola.
>
> There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is
bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****.
>
> You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the
>
> ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a ****
or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than
****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just
plain ****ty.
>
> Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and
there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much
****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot
of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or
find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.
>
> Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times
you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
>
> When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language. And remember, once you
know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You
could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you
don't give a ****!
>
> Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of ****
from some ****-head........... Well, **** Happens!!!
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