A dirty little word

[SChajin]

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There you go with that cr-p word again

[Andy128]

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Thanks for laughs!!! I very much enjoyed this thread.

Hello everone! Hope you all have a great weekend.

Andy

[Vasili]

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FINE!
----makes you wonder, though, who would want to eat a fish called a ****pie????

OK, Sharon...you caught me! Put the fear of God in me, so I guess that's "Holy Sh**??""........

Hey, Andy...is Skype somehow related to Sh**?? Or, is it just another way to deal with Bullsh**?

[Lincslady]

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You little pooper!
I was having a ****py day futzing around, then you showed up with your top sh** sayings and made me smile.......Thank you, Colonel LindaLady!

Glad to be of help Vasili :o)

[kassi59]

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lol....oh sht....lol...

[Bird]

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And to carry this story on.........sh*t is also spelled a differnet way, as to this story. Some family history of the Schitts..

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt Inc.
They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children:
Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins: Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parent's objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a High School drop out.

However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
She was then known as, Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two other of the six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and, subsequently
married the Happens Brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced he Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.
He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them and say "oh yes I do!"

(Family History Recorded By Crock O.Schitt)

(and now you know the rest of the story)

[beegud2]

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ROLF...you all are too much. I think I just sh** my pants laughing so hard.
still laughing...

Bzzz

[Bird]

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ROLF...you all are too much. I think I just sh** my pants laughing so hard.
still laughing...

Bzzz

[circuspet.com]

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Thanks for that bird. I earlier spelled Jack's Last name wrong and evidently
upset some people. They are both cute stories.