Do you need a smile? It worked for me! -

[beegud2]

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Was that David...gosh didn't recognize him.....see what happens when you do those wild and crazy things....hmmm....

[kassi59]

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Beezzz didn't ya see the family resemblance?..lol We are actually twins..lol
copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste...what a life!...

[beegud2]

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ROLF...I knew something looked familiar...

[ez-ez]

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lmao...with tears of laughter ....you make a very good point....lol....
poor thing...there should be an organization to save the smileys butt!...lol
stop smiley abuse...lol

lmao...

What a brilliant idea...

Finally, someone that really cares.......

Kate, the founder of the 'Save the Ass of Smiley Association' or known as (SASA).. Non profitable organization dedicated to saving the Smiley's butt..

Slogan: NO IF'S OR BUTS... TIME TO SAVE THE SMILEY'S BUTTS..

We will sue Yahoo and MSN for cuelty tp the smiley.. and we will fight for legislation to stop 'Slave Traders' Like smileyscentral.com from operating.

If this world managed to save a big ass like the whales ass, we sure can save a tiny little ass like the smiley's ass... and as we say: Lets all get behind that ass.

LOL

[beegud2]

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ROFL...HAHAHAHA...still ROFL...ok you've convinced me...down with the imperialist swine....SAVE THAT SMILEY ASS

PS
it'll be hard but I'll giv up my smileys and set them free....oh how will I manage...I can't afford to pay them....

[ez-ez]

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Well done Beez..

You are the first freedom fighter for the smiley.. You will go down in history as an 'ICON' for future generations.. ;)

[Vasili]

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LMAO a while back....now I know where it ended up!

I too, needed a lift today.....apparently today is my day to wallow in skata, accomplish nothing, and have everyone in the western hemisphere call me to ask retarded questions. I'd give up and go home, but it's 102 and my AC at home quit last night.
Thanks for sharing the lighter side of life! It's always brighter in VodaLand.....

[beegud2]

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Oh Vasili...sorry about your day...here's a Jamaican joke to help your laugh back...and hope you all get the jist of it (insert f... expletives for jamican ones.


Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer. In a trial in Kingston a prosecuting attorney called his first witness,an elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"She responded; "Why, yes me know you, Mr. Williams Me know you sinceyou was a pickin, and frankly, you is a big disappointment to yuhfamily. You lie, you cheat on yuh wife, you manipulate people and talkbout dem behind dem back.You tink you is a big shot when you no have the brains to realize yuhnever be more dan a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, me know you!." TheLawyer was stunned!Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why yes, me know Mr Brady since him was a likklebwoy too. Him lazy, bigoted, an him always under him whites. Him cyaanbuild a normal relationship with no one and him law practice is one ofthe wuss in de entire island. Pon top a dat, him cheat on him wife withthree different woman. One of dem was your missis Mr Williams. Yes, meknow him well" The defense attorney almost died of embarrassment. The judge ordered both counselors to approach the bench, and in a veryquiet tone of voice, said; "If either of you bastards bumbo claut askher if she knows me, I'll throw your rass claut in jail for contempt."

Enjoy...

[beegud2]

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Okay ...i decided to neaten up the joke a bit for easier reading and understanding....hope that helps for non jamaican speakers.

Jamaican lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer. In a trial in Kingston a prosecuting attorney called his first witness,an elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded; "Why, yes me(I) know you, Mr. Williams Me know you since you was a pickin (child), and frankly, you is a big disappointment to yuh family. You lie, you cheat on yuh wife, you manipulate people and talk bout dem behind dem back. You tink you is a big shot when you no have the brains to realize yuhnever be more dan a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, me know you!."
TheLawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked,"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, me know Mr Brady since him was a likkle bwoy (little boy) too. Him lazy, bigoted, an him always under him whites. Him cyaan (cannot) build a normal relationship with no one and him law practice is one of the wuss (worse) in de entire island. Pon top a dat, him cheat on him wife with three different woman. One of dem was your missis Mr Williams. Yes, me know him well"
The defense attorney almost died of embarrassment. The judge ordered both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet tone of voice, said; "If either of you bastards bumbo claut (insert expletive) ask her if she knows me, I'll throw your rass claut (insert expletive) in jail for contempt."

[Vasili]

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Very cute!
An juss lika da I-land, huh Beez? Funny!
(and thanks!)

[kassi59]

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lmao...

What a brilliant idea...

Finally, someone that really cares.......

Kate, the founder of the 'Save the Ass of Smiley Association' or known as (SASA).. Non profitable organization dedicated to saving the Smiley's butt..

Slogan: NO IF'S OR BUTS... TIME TO SAVE THE SMILEY'S BUTTS..

We will sue Yahoo and MSN for cuelty tp the smiley.. and we will fight for legislation to stop 'Slave Traders' Like smileyscentral.com from operating.

If this world managed to save a big ass like the whales ass, we sure can save a tiny little ass like the smiley's ass... and as we say: Lets all get behind that ass.

LOL

Ya know ez - I like your way of thinking! Now to set up the website!...lol We would have to create a more intimate view of the smiley as like the whales...something for people to gain a genuine heart for...I bet we could make millions with this partner!....lol

[Mihir]

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Ok I smiled!