Favorite Inspiring Quotes

[picardowoods]

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"The more he protested his innocence, the faster I counted the silver"

Just can't remember who said it first (

[Ramesh Pendse]

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One mans meat is another mans wife.

One mans wife is another mans meat or vice versa

[slick1121]

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It is not what enters one's mouth that defiles.. but what comes out of the mouth. Jesus

[proactivator]

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I cannot remember who said to who. Occurred in a cricket Test match between Australia and South Africa.
Aussie fielder to rather stout South African batsman: Hey man, why are you so fat?
South African batsman: Because every time I make love to your wife she gives me a biscuit.

[karenwms63]

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"Don't take life too seriously....You'll never get out alive!!! Bugs Bunny

"I yam what I yam." Popeye

[admarket]

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

Problems exist, so they can be solved!

-- admarket (me) :)

[Joeyd]

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"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." - unknown

[Joeyd]

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"In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday" - unknown

[thevoice]

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"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Samuel L. Clemens (Mark Twain)

[karenwms63]

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Sniff,

(Tear rolls down my cheek) Would give my eye tooth for an interview with Samuel.

Never met you, Sam, but never will forget you.

[karenwms63]

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Here are two of my favorite quotes by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain and I dedicate them to Bethers in her recent forum promotion:

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

"Many a small thing has become large by the right kind of advertising."

[karenwms63]

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It is easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken

[MADinMelbourne]

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Obviously the truth is what's so, not so obviously is also... so what. Werner Erhard

[MADinMelbourne]

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Death is no the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live. Rita Mae Brown.

[WSBlue]

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"'I AM' IS REPORTEDLY THE SHORTEST SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. COULD IT BE THAT 'I DO' IS THE LONGEST SENTENCE?"
-George Carlin