Favorite Inspiring Quotes

[Vasili]

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"Hiya there, Judgey-Wudgey! Remember me? I'm the one who took your daughter for a ride!"

- Curly, The Three Stooges

[kassi59]

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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
-- Allan Goldfein

[JaanEST]

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am.. this is like not very beautiful hehe but i still love this

"You step on my **** bitch!" hehe it's from scary movie 3

[Vasili]

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Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

Funny. I like your perspective.
You come up with them as quickly as I do. You must be a riot at parties or jus hanging wit friends in the evening breezes!

[Collectors-info]

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Not quite quotes but will make you smile.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!

What's another word for thesaurus?

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes

Good old Steve wright http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html

[beegud2]

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Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

[Vasili]

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Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.

It sounds like something Patton would spurt, especailly when talking about good old Monty?????

Or is it more like MacArthur?

[kassi59]

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Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to
give lots of careful consideration and deliberation to both
sides of the their side.
-- Socratex

[MaryH]

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I know two kinds of audiences only - one coughing, and one not coughing

Artur Schnabel

Mary


http://www.huntertheatrearts.co.uk

[bill2006]

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Listen to what I'm thinking not to what I'm saying.

[kassi59]

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very cool beezzz...I get mine from

http://www.quotationspage.com/

lol.....great minds in the works...
annon

[beegud2]

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Good one...why am I not surprised....hmmm...here is another 'leader' quote

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.

Frank A. Clark

(P.S. -- I cheat and get my quotes from www.en.thinkexist.com - my favorite quote place.)

[VodaHost]

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Lead me, follow me or get out of my way.

[beegud2]

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lol..I think this turning into a battle of the best quotes...may the best quotist (is that even a word) win...

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. (I'm a super diva rock star...offkey though I am and many a tortured soul waiteth in dark corners for me...)

Josh Groban

[kassi59]

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Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.

Tallulah Bankhead
US movie actress (1903 - 196