Favorite Inspiring Quotes

[Collectors-info]

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Not quite quotes but will make you smile.

I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!

What's another word for thesaurus?

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights. Now it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes

Good old Steve wright http://meer.net/~mtoy/steven_wright.html

[Vasili]

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Sooo true....lol....

Here's one on the military for you
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.

Comedian - Elayne Boosler

Funny. I like your perspective.
You come up with them as quickly as I do. You must be a riot at parties or jus hanging wit friends in the evening breezes!

[JaanEST]

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am.. this is like not very beautiful hehe but i still love this

"You step on my **** bitch!" hehe it's from scary movie 3

[kassi59]

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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
-- Allan Goldfein

[Vasili]

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"Hiya there, Judgey-Wudgey! Remember me? I'm the one who took your daughter for a ride!"

- Curly, The Three Stooges

[VodaHost]

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Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas!

[Vasili]

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Small minds discuss people. Average minds discuss events. Great minds discuss ideas!

Einstein........Aristotle??

then later re-quoted by Carl Sagen, Ann Landers, or somebody like that.......LOLOL

What were we talking about??? Oh yeah....

So does that mean "Phenomenal minds don't bother with discussion"???

[beegud2]

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Personally ...I'm good if I can get an intelligent comment together that doesn't sound like a cavewoman grunt first thing in the morning. HAve to have the caffeine kick in to be restored to human status...so minds'''I don't think so but in the spirit of things ..here's one for you ....

It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change.

Darwin

[Vasili]

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He's dead, right???

[beegud2]

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lol...alright you got me on that ...but it was a good one for him...
I'll have to watch my toes from here on in...too many ***** 'minds' for me to handle

[VodaHost]

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Einstein........Aristotle??

then later re-quoted by Carl Sagen, Ann Landers, or somebody like that.......LOLOL

What were we talking about??? Oh yeah....

So does that mean "Phenomenal minds don't bother with discussion"???

Actually it's a very old Yiddish saying.

[Vasili]

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Are you yidding me??

Thanks, *****!!
I've heard it before, but never remembered if there was anyone attributed to it or not.....

I like "wisdom collecting"....

[kassi59]

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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
Please wait until I am wrong.
-- Johann von Neumann

[racefan20]

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Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-- Albert Einstein

"Some guys say we're going too fast out there. Well maybe we are. Or maybe we're not.

Get out of the car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants don't climb up there and eat your candy ass.

Do you want to race or don't you? I want to race."

--Dale Earnhardt

[kassi59]

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To punish me for my contempt for authority,
fate made me an authority myself.
-- Albert Einstein