At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor
was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was
sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of
paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "It looks like
your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love
you very much."
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters
stand for "Keep it short, Stupid."
was about to deliver his speech when his wife, who was
sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of
paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, "It looks like
your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love
you very much."
The speaker replied, "You don't know my wife. The letters
stand for "Keep it short, Stupid."
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