What must you do?

[Girlonthehill]

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same
speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the
same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

[Vasili]

Re: What must you do?

Sit quietly until the hallucinations subside....

[SChajin]

Re: What must you do?

Good one Vasili, I'm with you!

[Aliens Anonymous]

Re: What must you do?

Wait untill the next junction then turn off.
Or do what i do. EAT THE PIG

[Vasili]

Re: What must you do?

I told you, Sharon, there was a funny taste to that cup of coffee!

LOLOL

Reminds me of the times in life when I still had hair, actually! WHOOPS! Who said that????

[Vasili]

Re: What must you do?

Wait untill the next junction then turn off.
Or do what i do. EAT THE PIG

Another of life's simple pleasures, Alien??

Too funny!

[allstarfaces]

Re: What must you do?

run the pig over obviuosly

[SChajin]

Re: What must you do?

Yum, I'm with Alien.....Pork roast....yum..yum

[beegud2]

Re: What must you do?

Helllooo...people...if you are in this situation there are only two things that are you can do
1) Say your prayers and meet your maker
2) Make like James bond and use all the gadgets in the car to blow the pig into nicely roasted pork chops, Missle that heli out of the air and leave the fire engiine to clean up the mess as you take off into the sunset with girl...(of course being a gal...I'm think gorgeous hun).

Personally I like option 2 and being a road hog myself...that pig is done.

bzzz

[davidundalicia]

Re: What must you do?

I told you, Sharon, there was a funny taste to that cup of coffee!

LOLOL

Reminds me of the times in life when I still had hair, actually! WHOOPS! Who said that????

.....hair you go again....

[beegud2]

Re: What must you do?

Is it catching?...I think more than the normal amount of hair just fell out...or maybe it's becuase I thought I saw Aliens around the corner and scared the hair of mee...I know ...bad Bee...bad Bee...already reprimanded myself....na na boo boo...beat you to it...

Sorry regressed to my childhood state for a minute there....lol

[Aliens Anonymous]

Re: What must you do?

I hide in the background,

[beegud2]

Re: What must you do?

LOL...I knew it was you ....whew...at least I wasn't imaging it all....

[Aliens Anonymous]

Re: What must you do?

Boo

Sorry Amanda. umm stop the car, get out and run away.
OHH i don't know i give up.
when someone knows the answer, i'll be in the cupboard.

[Girlonthehill]

Re: What must you do?

Boo

Sorry Amanda. umm stop the car, get out and run away.
OHH i don't know i give up.
when someone knows the answer, i'll be in the cupboard.

Okay - you're gonna hate this though - 'cause I think everyone elses answers were funnier! LOL







Get off the childrens' merry-go-round, you're p*ssed!