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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    Dark in here

    >
    > A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
    > work. She's not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the
    > closet during their meetings. Her husband came home unexpectedly,
    > so she hid her lover in the closet.
    >
    > The boy now has company.
    >
    > Boy: "Dark in here."
    >
    > Man: "Yes it is."
    >
    > Boy: "I have a baseball."
    >
    > Man: "That's nice."
    >
    > Boy: "Want to buy it?"
    >
    > Man: "No, thanks."
    >
    > Boy: "My dad's outside."
    >
    > Man: "OK, how much?"
    >
    > Boy: "$250."
    >
    > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
    > and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
    >
    > Boy: "Dark in here."
    >
    > Man: "Yes, it is."
    >
    > Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
    >
    > Man: "How much?"
    >
    > Boy: "$750."
    >
    > Man: "Fine."
    >
    > A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab
    > your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
    >
    > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
    >
    > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
    > The son says, "$1,000."
    >
    > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
    > your friends like that. That is way more than those two things
    > cost."
    >
    > I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
    >
    > They go to church and the father alerts the priest
    > and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the
    > door.
    >
    >
    > The boy says, "Dark in here."
    >
    > The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
    Sharon Chajin
  • limebrook1
    Brigadier General

    • Jun 2005
    • 1583

    #2
    Re: Dark in here

    Lmao!
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    • Lincslady
      Brigadier General

      • Jan 2006
      • 1397

      #3
      Re: Dark in here

      hahahaha
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