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  • kassi59
    Major General

    • Nov 2005
    • 2771

    A day in the life of a bat -

    A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered
    in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave
    to get some sleep.

    Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began
    hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it
    off and let him get some sleep but they persisted in hassling
    him to no end until finally he gave in.

    "OK!" he said with exasperation, "follow me," and he flew out
    of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
    Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the
    deep forest.

    Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered
    around him.

    "Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

    "Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

    "Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"

  • royb
    Major General

    • Mar 2006
    • 2483

    #2
    Re: A day in the life of a bat -

    lol


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    • limebrook1
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      • Jun 2005
      • 1583

      #3
      Re: A day in the life of a bat -

      I like this one! LMAO
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      • bill2006
        Lieutenant General

        • May 2006
        • 3421

        #4
        Re: A day in the life of a bat -

        Blind as a bat, lol
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        • beegud2
          Major General

          • Apr 2006
          • 2156

          #5
          Re: A day in the life of a bat -

          ROFL...good one...sounds like one of my days.
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          • Girlonthehill
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            • Oct 2005
            • 4193

            #6
            Re: A day in the life of a bat -

            Lol!!

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            • SChajin
              Major General

              • Jan 2006
              • 2792

              #7
              Re: A day in the life of a bat -

              The TREE the TREE
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              • beegud2
                Major General

                • Apr 2006
                • 2156

                #8
                Re: A day in the life of a bat -

                Originally posted by SChajin
                The TREE the TREE
                ROFL...haha....was that supposed to be from Fantasy Island or was it just me...

                Although you would think the bat would use his sonar...dum bat...lol
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                • kassi59
                  Major General

                  • Nov 2005
                  • 2771

                  #9
                  Re: A day in the life of a bat -

                  I still laugh when I read this...I can just feel the poor bats humility!...lol

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