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  • SChajin
    Major General

    • Jan 2006
    • 2792

    Lawyers

    Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't
    prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting
    attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the
    stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?
    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you
    since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
    disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
    manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
    you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will
    amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
    The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
    the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She
    again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
    can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is
    one of the worst in the entire state.
    Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
    them was your wife. Yes, I know him." The defense attorney almost died.
    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
    quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
    I'll send you to the electric chair."
    Sharon Chajin
  • Lincslady
    Brigadier General

    • Jan 2006
    • 1397

    #2
    Re: Lawyers

    lol ...very good
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    • kassi59
      Major General

      • Nov 2005
      • 2771

      #3
      Re: Lawyers

      Sharon! thats wonderful!...I love lawyer jokes, and medical jokes..

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      • nick1346
        Major

        • Jan 2006
        • 314

        #4
        Re: Lawyers

        hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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